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Someone Is Gonna Get Chopped At This Super Bowl
Ted Allen: Four chefs. Three courses. One amazing meal. The stakes have never been higher. The ingredients have never been more outrageous. Who will come on top in this very special Super Bowl...
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Peter King Isn’t Gonna Write About All Those Things He’s Gonna Write About
When we last left fate xeroxer Peter King, he was personally clearing his airplane seat of refuse, which is something that should only happen if you’re living in INDIA. I also put him under legit fire...
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KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickakke: Newt Gingrich
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are more than happy to take part in. For the next two weeks, stars from all over the world will drop in to make their picks....
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Peter King Could Have Been An Architect
When we last left Geno Auriemma’s biographer Peter King, he was marveling over Mike Mayock’s travel schedule. How can one man be in both the continental US and Hawaii all in the SAME DAY?! That defies...
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WE AHHHHHH HAWNTED!!!!
FACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK! Has they-ahhh evah been a more-ah tortchahhhhed fanbase than the LEGENDARY FANS OF BAWBBY V NATION?! (dips) I had a bad feeling about this game! WE AWLL DID! When you...
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This Week In F–k You: The Wall Street Journal
It’s the offseason. There’s no football on, and there won’t be for a long, long time. You’re hurt. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, hating things is what we do best. Which is why...
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Vikings That Much Closer To Tormenting Minnesotans For Another 30 Years
One more team could soon be taken off the relocation block, as the Vikings stadium bill appears likely to pass in the Minnesota State Legislature. Los Angeles will just have to be content with only...
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The Dunge Is Scouting Out Camp Ryan
Mark Sanchez: It sure is nice of you to drop by for an unannounced visit, Coach Dungy. Tony Dungy: Yes, well I wish the feeling were mutual young man, but rest assured I am here today only at the...
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A Savior Comes To New York
Tebow: Oh, heavenly Father. O holy see. You have tested me time and again and I thank you for that, O Lord. I thank You for Your pain. I thank You for Your agonies. I thank You for the gift of Your...
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WHO LET THAT DAHKIE ON THE ICE???!!!
(prior to Joel Ward’s goal last night) Well well well, anathah crucial Game 7 fahhh the citizens of FIAH BAWBBY V NATION. No othah city has had more-ah moments of high sparts drawma than ow-ahs. NO...
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Princeton Boy Is In A Whole Mess Of Trouble
Garrett: Oh, dear! Oh, dearie me! Oh, dearie my! Oh, dear heavenly crumbbums! This has been a most disappointing way to end our 16-game progression, dear brother! Judd: Mmmm. Yes. Indeedy. Terrible way...
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Let’s Get On With The Inevitable Peter King Tebow Slurp Job
When we last left Josh Bickford biographer Peter King, he was maybe almost kinda considering splitting his vote for MVP into portions so small that they can only exist for a billionth of a second and...
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TOMMY FROM QUINZEE WILL NOW ANSWAH YOUR-AH FACKIN’ QUESTIONS!
Q: Tommy! Tommy! Do you fackin’ realize that you have nevah done a mailbag? America needs you to do a mailbag, TAWMSTAH! You should do a mailbag column, and the first lettah every week should be from...
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Peter King Is Amazed By His Barista
When we last left professional cricket sideline reporter Peter King, he was reporting on things that Adam Schefter had reported on, marveling over naked homeless women breastfeeding on the subway, and...
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Peter King Loves Carrots, Football-Hating Poets
When we last left Busy Beaver Peter Kingdrop, he was fully disclosing that he shared an agent with Jeff Fisher, and that you were more than free to not believe him when he said that Jeff Fisher MAYBE...
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